PAUL HASTINGS WANTS A COOKIE: They want more applause for treating women, you know, basically equally sometimes. BILL COSBY IS GOING TO APPEAL: And it’s going to suck. MoFo Is Being Sued Discriminating Against Pregnant Women: See how bad it is to be a man? Even when you chivalrously prevent new mothers from getting promoted, they still want to sue you. STORMY DANIELS SUES THE PRESIDENT FOR DEFAMATION: Trump really thinks he can say anything he wants, to anybody, at any time. He really, legally, cannot. THIS KID GOT BENCHSLAPPED SO HARD THAT I FELT BAD FOR THE KID: A federal judge went to town on a 2L pro se litigant. Deservedly so. But it went on so long I ended up feeling bad for the kid.