Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a lesbian tentacle hunter? No? Neither had we, but apparently Audrey M. Summers certainly has! She has written the definitive work on the subject and shockingly, it turns out that tentacle sporting plants have a real hard-on for lesbian cryptozoologists. And so, it is time for another installment of Bitter Empire’s totally random monster erotica live blog.

We would be remiss if we did not share with you the Amazon warning for Lesbian Tentacle Hunters 1: Morning Glory

This 5,000 word story contains hot lesbian monster hunters, lesbian romance and sex, invasive tentacles/vines, reluctant tentacle sex, rough tentacle sex, sexpollen/aphrodisiacs, and tentacles in every hole. Suitable for adults and tentacle-lovers only.

And so, if you are a tentacle lover, or even just a tentacle enthusiast, join us as we live blog Audrey’s seminal work Thursday July 2nd at 9am. But, Dear Reader, beware. Not only will there be explicit tentacle sex in the book, there will much middle school level humor, and as many puns as we dare to make in the live blog.

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