Dr. Chuck Tingle’s ability to stay topical and relevant in a crowded field of buttsex and blowjobs never fails to amaze us. His turnaround time on this classic exploration of man-on-holiday cup sexytime is phenomenal.

Not only is Tingle’s work a profound commentary on the recent holiday cup brewhaha, the reviews are stellar: Sara calls it a “A can’t miss holiday classic!” Tiffany suggests that Tingle’s newest release should be adopted as part of Church canon.

And so, we decided it is time for another installment in our semi-regular and totally random monster erotica live blog.

Join us today, Friday the 13th of November, at 10am central to live blog this newest classic.

And don’t forget to get your own copy of Tingle’s Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups.

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