For The Nonbelievers: There are numbers to back up how terrible the online bar exam was. Oh, And There Are Anecdotes About How Sucky The Online Bar Was Too: Like puking in the trash. Biglaw Staff News: Voluntary buyouts and COVID bonuses. Austerity Measures Are Done: At Dorsey. What Is The President Saying Now? He isn’t a reliable narrator, but this is getting to be ridiculous.